horrid little cat saved me from my devil’s nap by putting her paw directly into my mouth
pov your sleep paralysis demon is very cute
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oh this is not even CLOSE to the angriest chickpea looks. at any given moment she has the face of someone about to knife you for bread in the sewer. this is just how her face is! a selection of miss piss for your perusal:
just saw a chart with the gender options “male” “female” and “part-time/other” and i think i get what they were going for but i’m obsessed with the concept of part-time gender. clocking into my shift at the gender factory and brother i am not getting paid a living wage
Do you think animals have a threshold for Uncanny Valley experiences? Like. If you built a statue of an elephant. Would it give a real elephant the heebies
the first time I wore my kitty ears in front of my roommate’s cat he fluffed up twice his size and ran into a wall trying to get away from me. What did he see
theres something so beautiful about things becoming dirty from their job. like a painter’s desk being covered in paint stains, or a gardeners pants having mud stains that wont wash out, or a cutting board being stained from all the foods that have been cut on it. just a clear, distinct telling of “this was used as intended and it shows” an object clearly showing it’s been used and loved
everyone talking about wrinkles i want you to know I absolutely adore those additions. wrinkles and scars and stretch marks, too. like yeah. this body has lived and loved and grown and this is proof <3